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It's HERE!!!!!!!
White trash 3: Trailer trash.
The 3rd annual incarnation of the redneck nightmarket invasion party has been expanded to 2 days!!!!
Friday, June 20 thru Sunday June 22th 7pm-2am. 2pm to 2am
Featuring:
(Subject to change, depending on how many stolen bbq's we can move out of the way)
~2 sound systems + live bands (?).
~Pig roast.(saturday afternoon)
~Hot tub trailer.
~Dumpster diving.
~Washing machine orgy
~Will it mow.
~Will it throw.
~Will it microwave.
~25CC 2 stroke blender.
~Big bonfire.
~White Trash Talent Show
~And the infamous redneck invasion of the Richmond Nightmarket. A festival straight out of the back alleys of a Hong Kong carnival. Welcome in the WHITE TRASH EVENT!!!!
You've been to our Global Warming Parties, you've warmed yourself beside our fires at most major events....you know you love us AND you know we KNOW how to throw a good party!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Disaster Area is Proud to Present their next fundraising event of the SUMMER!!
Friday, June 20 thru Sunday June 22th.
***psst...buy your tickets here....buy them NOW...
If you haven't contacted us by now about campin space you ain't gittin any
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FRIDAY night's gunna be more on the mellow side as we roll in the trailers from far and wide---if you have a trailer contact Lummox daniel_s at shaw dot ca We'se gunna create our own trailer park so we can feel all at home like!
Live entertainment will include:
The Joey Only Outlaw Band
And the White Trash Talent Show
DJs Btox(ic), Adriatic, M@, Masta Flea, Blue and others will keep it rockin all weekend
Things really ramp on on SATURDAY Afternoon!
~Will it mow. (wall mounted lawn mower to throw things in)
~Will it throw. (play catch with catapults that can throw things the size of...cats)
~Will it microwave.(you know all those things you're not supposed to microwave... here's your chance)
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 Saturday NIGHT is the annual invasion of the Richmond Night Market! Put on yer cowboy hat, yer wife beater n boots and cruise the good ol night market for squiggly things on sticks and glowy stuff's that you'll never use. It's worth the journey...and there's safety in numbers!!! 8 till 10pm ish.
When you've had yer fill of squiggly sticks and blinky things, bring it right back to the Trailer Park baby and dance yer pants off to the two sound systems that'll be set up and even see some live bands in Full White Trash Action! We're gonna have our own Front Porch n Everythin!
If'n ya git hungry from all the shennanigans...donchyou worry! We'se gonna feed ya too! That's right kids, we're roasting up a whole PIG...nuthin says white trash like the sight of a big ol pig on a spit! There'll be extras akutrimonts to add on...or heck! Bring yer own to add n share with folks! Ya'll love pot lucks right?! We'se gonna have ourselves a good ol' fashioned white trash picnic!
If ya git thirsty there'll be a bar onsight with a gas powered blender, 25CC 2 stroke, making yer favourite drink... BYOB!
Mmmm...I'm thirsty just thinking bout it! Don't fergit that you kin add yer beer cans to the local art scene (on site) or create yer very own beer gardin too!
If'n yer chilly into the night there'll be a big ol bonfire to warm yer booties by after you git outta dat hot tub.
What would Disaster Area be with out some true explosions and fire! Yup. We gots dat too and we ain't shy to show it off! We'se made sum new toyz since our last party and we wants to show em off to ya! But we ain't gonna tell ya what they is...you gots to come and find out fer yerself! Heck, we may even let you shoot something off! Proceeds will be funding the Disaster Area fire arts group. We need a lot of $ to build toys and get our art truck to the playa. More fun than you can fling a sheep at for only 25bucks... shucks Push the Dang Button Already !!
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